(She's not for me) Yo Becky, 21 from LA
You know I couldn't care less for what you've got to say
You girls are all the same
I'll drink myself right down the drain (in some dive bar)
No, god, no, not tonight
I'm sure you'll find some other guy
I wanna' go home, I wanna' go home
And never come back

She only listens to K-pop now
Evolved from "everything but country and rap"
That card's one I'm familiar with

Have you ever seen anything else like her?
'Cuz she comes a dime a dozen
Are these others just her cousins or what?
She swears she's different, that she's so much more
I've only heard that a thousand times before

(She's not for me) No service with a messaging system has
Given me peace of mind from your fucking texts
You changed your profile picture to one of the guys from BTS (BTS!)
So now my mom's been wondering who that pretty Korean boy on my screen is
I gotta' tell her it's a parasite I'm trying to shake
You're the worst decision I ever made
You call, you call, you call
And I miss every one, now no hard feelings
But I promised you that we're done, 4 months ago

Have you ever seen anything else like her?
'Cuz she comes a dime a dozen
Are these others just her cousins or what?
She swears she's different, that she's not the same
I should've known that would've meant totally insane

She's not for me, she's not for the faint of heart
She's not for me ever since she wrecked my car
She's not for me, she's not for the faint of heart
She's not for me ever since she broke my guitar
She's not for me, she's not for the faint of heart
She's not for me ever since she told me Twice is better than Four Year Strong